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Landing Page Roast

Your launch is next week — what's actually broken?

Get a brutally honest pre-launch roast of your landing page. Hero clarity, value prop, CTA, social proof, mobile, and trust signals — scored and fixed before your traffic finds the cracks.

Free · Takes 60 seconds · Get your first 3 roasts on us

Pre-launch reality check

The 3 things that kill conversion

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A hero that doesn't say what you do

If a stranger needs more than 5 seconds to figure out what you sell, you've already lost them. We score hero clarity first.

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A CTA that competes with itself

Three primary buttons above the fold. Vague labels. No urgency. We flag every CTA decision that splits attention.

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Trust signals that aren't there

No real names, no logos, no specifics. Visitors don't believe vague claims. We tell you exactly what's missing.

When to roast your landing page

1

Before a launch or campaign

Run a roast 48 hours before traffic arrives. Catch the obvious things you're now blind to.

2

After a copy or design change

Rewrote your hero? Re-roast and watch the conversion-related scores move (or not).

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When conversion drops

Get a fast second opinion before you blow budget on heatmaps or hire a CRO consultant.

Frequently asked questions

How is this different from the website roast?
Same engine, different framing. The landing-page roast leans on conversion, hero clarity, CTA, and trust — plus the standard SEO/perf/accessibility scores.
Will my landing page be public on the leaderboard?
Free roasts go on the public leaderboard. If you're pre-launch and don't want that, subscribe to keep your roasts private.
Can I roast a staging URL?
Only if it's publicly reachable. Basic-auth or VPN-protected staging URLs won't work — use a temporary public preview deploy.
How long does a roast take?
Under 60 seconds. Fast enough to roast, edit, re-roast in one sitting.

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